Hey its mark aka harry squater from dayton. Just wanted to say i had a blast and cant wait to see u perform again. Let me know when ull b back in town again
Hey Claude... I seen you perform last night in Dayton, and I would have to say it was very entertaining, very funny, and ridiculously energetic. Thanks for coming into town, poptart! Hehe, can't wait till you come back!
Hey Claude! Great time last Saturday at Chapliens In Clinton Township Michigan.First time every at a comedy club (a so called virgin) and you were great, a lasting memory always Thanks! My friend's and I will be looking forward to your return to the "D". Happy Easter!
I saw you tonight and laughed my face off! Thank you!
April 7 at 2:14am
Jordan Julianclaude is rockin... when you comin thru kc again there is nobody funny out here
April 6 at 8:05am Courtney RochoClaude, you are a trip!!!! I seen you when you came to my hometown of the CT and you had us rolling!! Definitely want to see you when you come to MI again!!!!
Date: Apr 5, 2009 1:52 PM
...Hey I was at your saturday 8:30 show ...and I just gotta say I have not laughed this hard in a very long time, ur great! thanks :)
hey there, went to the comedy show again last night in havasu, and it didnt even come close to the show you guys rocked last week! you gotta come back sometime!
YOU WERE FREAKING AMAZING!!!!! please let me know when your anywhere close I would love to come back.
and can i purchaSE stuff off your website! cause im thinkin i want thoes daNG BOOTY SHORTS!!!! BUT NO you def made our night amazing thankyou soo much youll never know how i would like to repay you someway my fam really enjoyed it!!!! oh and SWANTON ROCKS!!!!! hahaha
I just heard your name on the radio!! I was listening to xm's National Lampoon station and the comic Adam Richmond was being interviewed. He mentioned the comics he likes to work with and he said Claude Stuart--how cool is that? Now, you have to get your material on all the xm comedy channels!!!! Unfortunately for me, I can only listen to comedy when the kiddies are NOT in the car. :)
Lori Feb 20, 2009 1:12 AMHey Claude!! Loved your show and I think your a sweetheart!
*sexy psyrn* Feb 18, 2009 11:44 PMI remember how wet you made me the last time I saw you................
It was the drink shooting at full force out my nostrils and mouth from laughing SO hard. I felt really bad for the couple sitting right in front of me.
I told them it was your fault :)
im so excited to see you at the new dallas hyena's (a 3rd time, im a big fan) and this time i'll be serving you alcohol! yaaaay! lol, bring me another pair of panties by the way... ha ha ha, i need two pair that say stop poking me :-)
its going to be great to have you back in OKC, can't wait for the show in sept.
see ya soon
siouxsie Feb 16, 2009 12:04 AMCan't wait for your Dallas Show :) You gotta take a pic with me after!!
Are you going to hit Fort Worth or Arlington, at all? They are closer to me, but if not I'll drive out to Dallas for you!
~AnGeLa~ Feb 14, 2009 3:27 PM Clinton CC had a great time last night!!! Thanks so much!!!!! We'll be at your show in Springfield in May...hopefully Chad wont decide to WALK home again.......
Just checked the new tour scheduale and Deb and I will be at at least two shows. We are getting ready to laugh our asses off and you need to get ready to party! When you come to our town we have to show you a great time. We had a blast hanging out with you, Dava and Adam in LA!
The Jan. 23rd show at the Hyena's in Ft.Worth ROCKED!! You had me laughing my ass off.. I still have just enough of ass left that it will still look hot in your panties so I ain't mad atcha! Whoa, now THAT sounded kinda freaky... haha Hope to see you again soon!
Hi Claude, Great Show in Fort Worth Saturday Night. You were a riot! Well worth braving the DFW Cold Night!
- Regards, The only first at the table at the 8 p.m. show that you did not make fun of (I was sitting at the table with the two white bald guys and the well-endowed woman)!
RE Jan 27, 2009 9:08 PMClaude, What's up brother !! You kicked some major A** Saturday night in Cowtown !! My sides are still hurting from laughing so much. Thanks for the hospitality.Hope to see you soon ! Sweet Nuts is Great but please remember that Eric has Donkey Balls !!
YOU CRAZY MOTHER F**KER..... you need to come back to Moorhead, MN.......... if you havent seen Claude Sturat, you need to. He's one.. welll....... CRAZY MOTHER F**KER
Loved your show here Baton Rouge at the Funny Bone. Your so full of energy. I loved your Mr. Brightside dance it's hot. Hope to see you next year when you come back.
Loved your show at the Funny Bone in Baton Rouge! Haven't laughed so hard in a looooong time. Looking forward to seeing you again when you come back.
Also let me know if you're gonna be in Dallas so I can tell my brother and sis-in-law to come see ya! Stay awesome, and happy holidays!
Your show was AWESOME!!! You are so hilarious!!! So much energy...I love it!!! Also, I love your panties...they are GREAT!!! Everyone should buy a pair!!! Can't wait to see you again in May!!
OMG! The funniest guy I've ever met! You had me laughing so hard my face and sides hurt so bad.
I woke up sore the next day LOL! Keep up the AWESOME work!
Claude, saw your show at the Looney Bin in Little Rock last month. You ABSOLUTELY ROCKED!!! I laughed so hard I cried...Would love to see you again at the Looney Bin!!! SOOO FUNNY! Be safe on the road!!!
Hey Claude! Great show this last wknd! Funny shit! It was great hanging out with you Friday and Saturday, whenever you get back to Fargo, or anywhere in ND, give me a shout! I'll gather the crew up, and we'll either road trip, or simply go across the river again. hahaha...ciao
Claude, I just love your show and I'm working on getting a local comedy club to bring you here. You are a funny guy and more people need to see you. I can't wait to see another one of your shows. Everyone, check him out!!!
CLAUDE STUART COMEDY SHOW IS ONE HELL OF A GOOD TIME I THINK EVERYONE SHOULD EXPERENCE THE SHOW OVER AND OVER AGAIN YOU WILL LAUGH AND ENJOY THE SHOW EVERYTHING ABOUT IT IS GOOD ESPECIALLY AT THE END CLAUDE DOES HIS ROUTINE MR BRIGHT SIDE DANCE IT WILL CRACK YOU UP SO WHEN HE COMES TO YOUR TOWN GO AND SEE THE MAN CLAUDE STUART YOU WILL ENJOY THE SHOW I GUARANTEE IT....JACK
Wow you look good for 101, I am 99 we must have the same plastic surgeon.;-)
I laughed so hard Friday night my sides hurt.
You know you are really good...when they throw people out during your show.
HAHAHAHHA
hey claude just stop bye to say i had a blast at your show in houston . i never really noticed all these damn whataburgers but i guess it is cuz i am from league city .....your the funniest mo'fo in the world....oh yeah....stop poking me ...stop poking me....lol
We really loved your show at the Funny Bone in Mishawaka! You were awesome! And, yes, all the things you heard about those people from Osceola are true! LOL We had a blast!
Thanks for the tickets to the Funny Bone last night. Awesome show. Laughed so hard and had a great time. Would love to see you perform again.
Eric w/Ch.. May 31, 2008 12:50 AM
Saw you last night at the Funny Bone in "Mishawaka" (if that's even our real name). It was hilarious!! A great evening had by all.
Louisiana at the Funny Bone. I was the one with the "Hoe and the CockBlocker". I just wanted to say. Every time I hear a song with an artist name in it such as lalala.... Madonna... lalala I think of you saying you would not be able to add your name in chorus. But I think you can! Mid skit ..... CLAUDE STUART..... ! It goes with your character/personality.
Anyway we loved you and want you to come back really soon. That was the best girls night out we have ever had. Keep everyone laughing you do a great job at it.
i'ne been meaning to get on here and tell you that you did an amazing job here in kansas city. and thanks again for the tickets. but i also notice that today is your birthday. so happy birthday man. i hope you have an awesome day. talk to you later.
bryan
Thank you for adding me! I thought you were wickedly funny when I saw you at Gary Field's Comedy Court in Battle Creek! Hope to see you there again soon! Have an awesome weekend! - Susan